!Saturday, June 17, 2006
HAH I TOLD YOU I CAN TAKE DECENT SHOTS.
BANG BANG.
I think I should post more sensible stuff, instead of doing dinky little quizzes all the time. So there, Lifestyle (the Sunday newspaper lah with the sophisticated title lah, not any classy mag like Tatler) says that people are choosing really weird places to do liposuction, like ankles or the back.
I don't see why people would inject themselves to pull out fats when they can just go on a slimming programme, or a diet. I can't imagine putting a mini-suction in and just watching all the fats ooze out.
Ok, maybe not really watching, cos you would probably be so heavily anaestasized that you would be snoring on the operating table anyway.
But really, it would be interesting to know- what colour are fats? I always imagined my body fats to be pale beige-y white in colour, similar to those jelly-like layers underneath chicken skin. Then, as I think about it, maybe fats don't look that appealing. They could be dung-brown in colour, in semi-hard lumps oozing around your bloodstream.
OR
MAYBE
FATS
COULD
BE
PURPLE!
Yeah I can imagine that, fats so pretty purple they look good enough to eat. And you could bottle the fats you get from liposuction and sell them off to young kids as those plastic body-parts-in-slime thingies.
Or maybe fats are pretty and pink with shiny stardust on them and silverish swirls, and they sparkle when you hold them up to the light.
Or maybe fats are just boring and transparent goo that you can play around with when the cosmetic surgeon's not looking.
Or maybe fats are just... fats.
I think I should go do a lipo just to find out.
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HAH I TOLD YOU I CAN TAKE DECENT SHOTS.
BANG BANG.
I think I should post more sensible stuff, instead of doing dinky little quizzes all the time. So there, Lifestyle (the Sunday newspaper lah with the sophisticated title lah, not any classy mag like Tatler) says that people are choosing really weird places to do liposuction, like ankles or the back.
I don't see why people would inject themselves to pull out fats when they can just go on a slimming programme, or a diet. I can't imagine putting a mini-suction in and just watching all the fats ooze out.
Ok, maybe not really watching, cos you would probably be so heavily anaestasized that you would be snoring on the operating table anyway.
But really, it would be interesting to know- what colour are fats? I always imagined my body fats to be pale beige-y white in colour, similar to those jelly-like layers underneath chicken skin. Then, as I think about it, maybe fats don't look that appealing. They could be dung-brown in colour, in semi-hard lumps oozing around your bloodstream.
OR
MAYBE
FATS
COULD
BE
PURPLE!
Yeah I can imagine that, fats so pretty purple they look good enough to eat. And you could bottle the fats you get from liposuction and sell them off to young kids as those plastic body-parts-in-slime thingies.
Or maybe fats are pretty and pink with shiny stardust on them and silverish swirls, and they sparkle when you hold them up to the light.
Or maybe fats are just boring and transparent goo that you can play around with when the cosmetic surgeon's not looking.
Or maybe fats are just... fats.
I think I should go do a lipo just to find out.